Posts by Calebs Airplane

Sadly, Rolf Furuli is just a cheap immitation of Frederick Franz (if that's even possible). However, he is just a one-trick pony hired by the Tony the Turd to conjure up more BS about 1914, whereas Whacky Freddy could down a bottle of scotch and come up with instant theocratic BS in a matter of minutes without skipping a beat.

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The Society is no longer printing hardcover books.

by kneehighmiah in

jw
friends

letter read that the society will no longer be making hardcover books.

also the told people to not place orders for daily texts or calendars if they had the ability to download these.

who downloads a calendar?

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Why print anything at all? ... especially when there is a complete library of wholesome family videos ready for quick download...

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I got asked to do the literature cart witnessing!

by stuckinarut2 in

so as i have told everyone here, i am well along in my fade, and know ttatt.

i have even been pursued by the elders and interrogated re my "seemingly loss of spirituality and activity etc..." even though i am still an ms.. but cop this!...

i have been asked to join in the exclusive literature cart witnessing activity!

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Tell him you'd rather do this kind of marketing instead... that'll get him off your back...

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The Society is no longer printing hardcover books.

by kneehighmiah in

jw
friends

letter read that the society will no longer be making hardcover books.

also the told people to not place orders for daily texts or calendars if they had the ability to download these.

who downloads a calendar?

Calebs Airplane

Hedge funds, Rothschild family off-shore accounts, first class trips for GB members to speak non-sense at exotic locations, etc..

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Where do JWs get their Apathy Trolley/Cart?

by punkofnice in

i can't imagine for one second that the wbt$ supply the apathy trollies they'll make the r&f pay for them.

or does the wbt$ supply the apathy trolley and charge over the odds for them?.

so...........do jws construct them?.

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Coming soon... literature stands that are height proportional...

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I Am Celebrating 6 Months' Sobriety Today

by agonus in

jw
friends

yay for me!.

please take a minute to visit my blog and leave your comments: benpogge.blogspot.com.

have a good one!.

Calebs Airplane

congrats !!!

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BOE Letter Regarding Youth Baptisms

by RubaDub in

apparently the society is taking an aggressive stand on youth baptisms and the age recommendations.. from what i have heard from a good source in bethel, a letter is being sent to all boe's that those desiring to be baptized first be potty trained.. rub a dub.

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In my 30+ years in the borg, I've seen a lot of young JW parents parents trying to "one-up" each other... It's become a competition to be a part of the "elite club".. you know, the ones that stand in front of the assembly platform mingling with the bethel brass or kissing their collective asses just to be seen. And if one JW couple happens to get an assembly part that highlights their sprituality, their rivals will immediately want to become pio-sneers just to "one-up" them and steal their thunder... Not to be outdone, the "assembly part" couple will then try to convince their nose-picking 5-year old that he/she is mature enough to become baptized. It's all about appearances... this is a very sick cult...

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Jesus' 100th Anniversary of Kingdom Rulership - ONLY 100 DAYS REMAINING

by Calebs Airplane in

"on october 2, 1914, charles taze russell, then president of the watch tower bible and tract society, boldly announced: the gentile times have ended; their kings have had their day.

how true his words proved to be!

-watchtower may 1, 1992 page 6.

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AndDon'tCallMeShirley... but Jesus will celebrating visibly...